The Elder Speaks:

Carrie was already home by the time I called her at about 8:30 this morning (7:30 her time). She said she made it home in 16 hours and 15 minutes, and she SAID she only got above 80 MPH twice. She may be telling the truth,... if she got above 80 from here to New Orleans, then once again from there to Colbert. That would be only twice, wouldn't it?
I do have some grey hairs, and with the life I have had, I can say that I earned them. I think surviving to this age entitles a person to at least a few grey hairs. And if that isn't enough, I can blame my parents, my sister, my brother, my wife, my in-laws, my friends, my job, school, prison, global warming, acid rain, sun spots, deforestation, smog, pesticides, hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, drought, plague, locusts, the hole in the ozone layer, and that damn, worthless Sooner football team.