Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums:

Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums:
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A man who smiles at you in an elevator knows something you don't. He just farted, and you have less than 5 seconds to get to your floor.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented and motivated fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm gets the apple.

The strong take from the weak, but the smart take from the strong.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

The shin bone is sensory organ designed to find furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.