for Sammy

dear sammy hey man there is a little button on the bottom right side of the keyboard that looks a lot like a . that would make your sentences a hell of a lot easier to read but no you always have to make every sentence into one long sentence with no punctuation no capitalization and no separation from one sentence to another and i know from experience that sentences like this make my head hurt and you wouldn't want to give me a headache would you because that sounds like something michelle would do if she thought about it or she could be typing these messages for you or maybe she is even reading this one and getting ready to smack you for getting her in trouble by insinuating that she would do something like this to carries husband because i know she likes carrie ok and she probably likes carries mother too if she sells her a dog for anything less than 800 dollars which is 800 dollars more than i ever paid for a dog and it seems to me that it is a terrible waste of money and it makes me wonder why Michelle insists on paying good money for a worthless dog when you can get just about any kind of dog you could ever want for free and probably more dogs than anybody can afford to feed and if she still insists on paying for a dog there are about 100 pet shelters and kennels and dog pounds in oklahoma that will give you a dog for the price of its vaccinations and worm medication and i know that is something you would have to pay for yourself anyway because you do not want a dog that has rabies or some disease that is preventable because you do not want to haul a dog home and have it die in the first week after you get it because that might make michelle crazy and it might make the kids upset over something that could have been prevented and nobody wants michelle to get crazy and the kids to be upset because if you spend all your time worrying about michelle going crazy and the kids being upset and you have to worry about paying too much money for a dog that will probably just end up dead in a week anyway th! at you c ould have gotten for free then you end up spending so much time worrying about little things that aren't really all that important and that could have been easily prevented that you forget to use any punctuation or capitalization or separation in you sentences and it just drives everyone crazy then you have all these other things to worry about now because you do not know what might happen if everybody suddenly went crazy because you were too damn lazy to hit a couple of extra keys and for 800 dollars you could hire a secretary to type your emails who knows all about typing and probably knows a lot about crazy people too because all secretaries are trained to handle crazy people and all kinds of stress and unexpected situations in the office and if you have 800 dollars to spend on a worthless dog then you can probably afford to give your secretary a raise or maybe a nice christmas bonus or else she will become crazy too because you are not paying her enough and if you do not give her a raise or a christmas bonus then she will start losing your emails and letters and bills and she will probably start stealing things from you little things at first but bigger and bigger things after a while and if you get a dog then you better hope you did not pay too much for it because she will just steal the dog too or maybe she will let it get sick and die because she stole the money you were going to use for vaccinations and worm medication which you could have had done already if you had just bought the damn dog from a pet shelter or a kennel or a dog pound in the beginning like i said you could but no you had to go spend too much money on a dog that was not a very good breed and had no papers and was probably stolen from somebody else anyway and now the dog is dead and michelle is crazy and the kids are upset and the secretary has run off with all your money so now what are you going to do