A Joke from The Elder...

There were two young men in Arkansas who had been friends since childhood.

One man turned to the other and asked, "If I snuck on over to yore trailer this weekend while you was gone huntin' and I had me some sex with your mother and your sister and I got 'em both pregnant, would that make you and me kin?

Thinking hard for a moment while scratching his head, the second man replied, "Well, I don't rightly know about that makin' us kinfolk, but it shor would make us even."